The first AI home assistant designed as a household appliance — not a subscription service, not a surveillance device. No cloud. No data harvesting. No compromises.
The personal computer was supposed to change everything. And it did — for the technically inclined. For everyone else, it's been five decades of drivers, passwords, error messages, and phone calls to their kids.
Smart assistants promised to fix this. Instead, they delivered a new category of complexity — subscriptions, wake words that don't work, and privacy policies nobody reads.
"The technology industry has spent fifty years building computers for enthusiasts and calling it progress for everyone."
Every "smart" device in your home is a sensor. Every AI assistant is a listener. Every query you make to a cloud service is logged, stored, analyzed, and sold. The business model of the AI industry is you.
"Your bathroom and your car were the last two places where you could still have privacy. And now even your car is off limits."
Modern connected vehicles log your location, speed, voice commands, biometrics, and driving behavior — and upload it all to manufacturer servers. That data is sold to insurers, data brokers, and advertisers. You signed away the right to your morning commute in a terms-of-service agreement you never read.
Jobe is a household AI appliance. It sits in your home. It runs entirely on local hardware. Every inference, every query, every conversation stays inside your four walls.
No subscription. No cloud account. No terms of service that change. No one listening. Just an AI that belongs to your household — that knows your family, your routines, and your preferences — because it lives with you.
Plug it in like a router. It works for everyone in the house from day one.
Jobe isn't a chatbot with a speaker attached. It's a household computing appliance — built to handle the full complexity of a real home.
Jobe is a new kind of product. Here's a plain-language picture of what it is, how you use it, and what it can and can't do.
This isn't a privacy policy. It's an architectural guarantee. Jobe cannot leak your data to the cloud because it doesn't connect to one for inference.
The relay server at jobeai.net handles remote access only — encrypted, authenticated, carrying no AI workload. Your conversations never traverse it.
Jobe is in active development. Join the early access list and be among the first to bring it home.
No spam. No obligation. Just a note when Jobe is ready.